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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 12:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

New study reveals four psychological profiles of gamers linked to mental health and attachment styles - PsyPost

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we? - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Still no good.

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Michael Kelly Named President of the Naval Academy Athletic Association and Director of Athletics at the Naval Academy - Naval Academy Athletics - Naval Academy Athletics

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

2025 Belmont Stakes picks, odds: Horse racing writer has best bets for final jewel of Triple Crown - SportsLine

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

What Happened at Pitchfork’s Zine Launch With Turnstile - Pitchfork

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews