What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Jessica Alba sunbathes in tiny bikini while ‘channeling chill’ on wellness getaway - Page Six
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we? - The Washington Post
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Still no good.
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...