What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

What disturbed you today?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

Why is the world male-dominated?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!